Crazy Shit Rob Does! Chapter Two

 It's that time of the month (no, no not that time of the month) where I enlighten the world with the craziness that is my life and my husband... To visit Crazy Shit Rob Does! Chapter One check it out HERE- you will not be disappointed.

Chapter Two: "The Crazy Shit Rob Does ... through texts."

//1   Well it should be no surprise that Rob is a texting fanatic. But I definitely like that about him. Whether it be through text, a quick phone call in between jobs or a little bit of Facetime on his lunch breaks- we are always communicating throughout the day. On Friday we were talking on the phone and I could tell he was eating his lunch. At one point he said, "I'm not sure if I lost my piece of pizza or if I ate it..."
 I believe I was just sort of surprised hearing this, even from him. I mean, who can't remember either eating something or losing it? I know that when I am on a lunch break at work, I know exactly where my food is at all times. If I had two pieces of pizza and one of them wasn't in my tummy, I would just know.. He had to let me go, so I decided about ten- fifteen minutes later, to text him..

 As soon as this all happened, I made sure to keep this conversation with him because of course, this is great material for my blog. And hey! He didn't lose it, he just simply misplaced it. And by it we're talking about a piece of pizza.....! This man is nuts.

//2  The other day we were together when we came across this house. But Rob made sure to swing around so he could capture a picture of it. He later texted me the picture and I just found it today, as I was going through my text messages..

 At a quick glance this looks like a house with an unfortunate colour of siding; peach and red. But if you look a little bit closer, you will see what is just so special about this place...
 Yes, there is a huge deer painted on the garage door. We laughed so hard at this house and we were both surprised that we hadn't seen it before. This house is just a block from my mom's place and I have driven passed it many, many times. Imagine being a teenager that lives there?
 "Umm.. yeah my house is on ______ Street. Uh-huh. Well no, you can't miss it really. I mean it's peach... well and.. there's a giant deer painted on it......."

//3  This is a repeat offender, but it was just too funny not to show again. This was a picture Rob texted to me on his way home from fire practice one evening:

  The text read: "Obviously a shitty rescue place. All the dogs died."

 //4  I'd like to call this one; "Texting Abuse"

 I'm sure it's clear who I am in this texting conversation.. I was beginning to think that I didn't have enough funny texts saved for a complete blog post today. Then, I came across that little conversation. Thank you smart-ass husband. (HAHA- I just looked at the time on this one and what the hell am I doing eating Chocolate Reese Peanut Butter Cups at 8 AM!??!) 

 I have some good material for just having my phone for a little over two weeks. Sadly, all of the real gems are probably stored in my old cell phone that I don't have anymore. Give me a few months and I'm sure I'll have more funny text messages to share..!

Oh and Alina wanted to say Hi- Happy Monday Blogland.. !