Poop Will Always Be Funny

 So I might just be wicked immature, or perhaps everyone is like this and I'm just brave enough to admit it.. Poops and farts are funny. They're funny because everyone does them and everyone has a few poop or fart stories up their sleeves.

 Have you ever noticed when the subject of poop comes up.. (And I write when because it always eventually comes up with me. Perhaps if is a better word for the rest of the poopulation. See what I did there....? Funny!) Anyways, when the subject of poop comes up, people start giggling and sharing their own hilarious stories and everyone is having a good ol' time. At least that's what happens every time it comes up around here. At work the other day our 'boss' suggested we should keep track of how often we clean the bathroom. I suggested we create a log book to record all of our bathroom cleaning duties. My coworker and I burst into fits of laughter and he just rolled his eyes and called us children. BUT-not without a grin on his face. Poop is funny.

 Anyways- to the point! Alina poops, just like we all do. But one advantage I have, (and don't have, depending on how you look at it...) she poops in her own pants. Meaning- I get to see her do it. It's not like she's exactly subtle about it. Me, being kind of a strange person to begin with, has to take pictures of her making her legendary Alina Poop faces. They're just too funny...

The first sign of 'something' going on...

  So she's eating her lunch, minding her own business. Then there's a rumble in her tumble...

She tries to ignore it, but ... it just can not be ignored.

 She continues to nibble on her cracker, but her face shows that there's some distress going on. Her eyes get all red around the rims and she starts to tear up.

At this point, she has stopped eating. She can't keep direct eye contact, she needs to just concentrate and push.

 Since it's pretty apparent that this is happening, she decides that she should just get right to it. Eating time on hold, pooping time in full swing.

Success!

 Well it took some pushing and effort on her part- but the deed is done. Some might say she fulfilled her duty. She could document her duty in our log book at work- har har har.

In conclusion...

 And that, folks is how one poops in one's pants. Done and done- now, back to lunch. If only it were that simple for the rest of the world. Oh wait, it kind of is. How many people are going along their day, doing what they do at work and oh, well isn't that uncomfortable and unnecessarily persistent. You weigh the pros and cons of ignoring this one. Is it worth it? Will I be in pain if I just carry on with the day? Personally, I almost always go for the "it's worth it" approach. You take your business to the washroom where you do what you do in this particular circumstance. (Use Alina's pictures as reference.) The very next moment you're back to the computer at work, acting as if nothing happened. (When in fact, something very much did happen.) Pooping is funny that way. It's totally gross but completely and utterly normal.

 The next time you feel embarrassed about having to go somewhere less than convenient, image the Queen sitting on her royal throne, fulfilling her royal duties. (Heehee) Everybody poops, just join the giggles and share your story.